were u not hugged as a child
who is she?
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
"I think there’s something wrong with the closed captioning on Dr. Phil"
When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees
Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…
hes reading the biology book upside down