egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

squidwurd:

we are the generation of innovators

(Source: ifitsclassic)

squidwurd:

we are the generation of innovators

(Source: ifitsclassic)

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

vanillish:

im laughing so hard what the hell does this even mean

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

meme4u:

salmon is for desire

(Source: hypothetical-happiness)

pillory:

im a bad friend

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

(Source: jimmatm)

earmuffsforyou:

this is still the best thing on the internet

(Source: goldddustwoman)

(Source: laquishas-weave)