nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

2 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from wingardiumlevi-no-sa with 38,910 notes

harrystylesdildo:

Christina Aguilera hailing a cab: "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

2 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from jraphic with 112,328 notes

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

2 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from dutchster with 51,173 notes

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from dutchster with 110,771 notes

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

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1 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from iwhbyd with 272,348 notes

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1 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from iwhbyd with 186,713 notes

officialunitedstates:

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from dutchster with 20,620 notes

augustussinclairofficial:

R I S E

augustussinclairofficial:

R I S E

(Source: crashmcspookson)

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from dutchster with 80,102 notes

hotwinger:

Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like

image

29 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort with 17,281 notes

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29 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort with 321,488 notes

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

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28 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from apocalypticallyyours with 144,651 notes

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27 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort with 49,069 notes

becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

27 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort with 178,846 notes

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27 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from jraphic with 58,676 notes

spoopysaitokyun:

now we know who is the weakest link

spoopysaitokyun:

now we know who is the weakest link

26 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from egberts with 6,831 notes