not a lie
Very insightful words written on a library desk
why did the semen cross the road?
i wore the wrong the socks
discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them
I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
hispanic parents have a sixth sense