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20 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from stickydingers with 27,839 notes

diggly:

not a lie

(Source: logiewinner)

20 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from stickydingers with 23,292 notes

slapmytitties:


Very insightful words written on a library desk

slapmytitties:

Very insightful words written on a library desk

20 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from checkzeattic with 22,722 notes

20 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from checkzeattic with 232,281 notes

(Source: the-lizard-hunter-sociopath)

20 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from thefuuuucomics with 99,815 notes

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

(Source: grindlebone)

19 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from laughcentre with 148,980 notes

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

666meme:

666meme:

why did the semen cross the road? 

i wore the wrong the socks

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(Source: 6dad)

19 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from jraphic with 66,087 notes

discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them

(Source: skeletonfucker99)

19 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from jraphic with 156,308 notes

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19 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort with 143,804 notes

hippies-like-us:

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

19 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort with 38,599 notes

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(Source: earthal)

19 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from jraphic with 281,872 notes

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

18 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from fuckeverythingstaken with 67,878 notes

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: spookyghastly)

17 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from iwhbyd with 649,536 notes

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

(Source: versaceslut)

17 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from egberts with 393,354 notes

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

(Source: zacharycartersayle)

17 Oct 2014 / Reblogged from egberts with 73,119 notes